had to go to a friend's wedding. my parents were homebound for some reason. kept going between the wedding and the house because it was boring. the bride kept talking to me and my girlfriend about how pretty one of the bridesmaids was and i was trying to deflect it and disagreeing. she thought i was rude. she was a bit drunk. i left to go back to the house. inside there was a security guy who was quietly bragging about his past job as a burglar who used to torture people in their own homes. there was also a special guest, jim davidson. as i came into the front room i had a chocolate in my mouth and told everyone something about the wedding which set davidson off talking to my dad about some joke he used to do with john virgo.